I told a lie. On a recent episode of The JuiceCast, the podcast I co-host, the question arose: What commitments do you have the hardest...

Mission Control, this is Ticonderoga 2; we are go for creative launch. Commencing countdown at T minus 4… 4...) FUEL PUMPS ARE GO. ...

I never thought I'd start a blarg. Now that I have, you deserve to know who you're dealing with. This is me in cartoon form. Why "The...