I never thought I'd start a blarg. Now that I have, you deserve to know who you're dealing with. This is me in cartoon form.
Why "The Blarg"? Because I'm not sure what's going to land on this page, and "blog" denotes some measure of confidence and planning. It's an onomatopoeia of ideas hitting the internet, and that's what I expect--I'll serve up ideas in my own way; you decide what to do with them!